Add the Punchline to Our Bear Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Flying Pigs comic:
Honey ... let's get our shots today ... the "swine flew" is starting early this year.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:15 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I was just scratching her back Dave. You don't have to be like that!
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
7:20 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Come on Mitch, you know darn well that if there was a team on the TV right now called the Chicago Humans we'd be watching it. Put on the Bears game already!
Jill DeGrado
7:40 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I want to watch Da Bears, not the bears!
Chronicles of Bob
8:18 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Now Mr. Aikin, if I "forcibily" took that remote from you, would it still be illegal?
Billable Hours
8:54 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Oh no you didn't.....
don
8:24 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Honey give the remote back to my mother
Ladydemo
9:44 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Do I have to mediate between you two again, now give the remote back and be nice!!
Leda
9:59 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
"I'm sorry George, but it's his turn for the TV and he wants to watch the Green Bay Packers"
wren
1:04 am on Thursday, August 23, 2012
bwahahahahahaha!!!
i laughed out loud at this one!!!
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
10:12 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Unless you want to get mauled again, I suggest to turn off Hunter Wars!
Joe O'Hara
11:52 am on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
"Give up the remote, Gentle Ben is on."
Susan M Weber
1:50 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
"Remember what happened the LAST TIME you refused the Bear the man toy"?!?!
Karen Jacobs
1:59 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Come on, Joe, don't be upset because we want to watch the cooking channel!
Kelly Gee
3:12 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Ma he stole the remote! Ma he's touching me! Nope Im not touching you!
Irish Ross
7:57 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Hey dummy! YOU are the one that wanted to open our marriage!
anthony
11:07 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
would be nice to vote on the best
PD
11:38 pm on Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Hey, keep your paws off my remote!!
Frank
7:22 am on Thursday, August 23, 2012
No you cannot watch the conventions to see who's winning.
Kevin
9:41 am on Thursday, August 23, 2012
Ahhh let him watch his bear market...
Dutch Oven Chef
1:32 pm on Thursday, August 23, 2012
Can you please hand me a magazine? I am tired of going in the woods.
Charlie
6:45 pm on Thursday, August 23, 2012
"Bob, let him watch a real team. You know how upset he gets watching the Cubs get slaughtered"
Brian Candos
5:16 am on Friday, August 24, 2012
Having the remote is one of my bear necessities, remember?
eric nelson
5:51 pm on Friday, August 24, 2012
Ok smart guy had over the "Hopper"
Daniel Sheppard
3:57 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
Just like the second amendment says" the right to bear arms " he also has" the right to bear remotes", now give it up!!
Tom
4:21 pm on Tuesday, August 28, 2012
"He's not going to change the channel, he doesn't even have opposable thumbs."
eric nelson
6:39 pm on Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Are you offering me a "bear Claw" for this!