Be afraid, be very, very, afraid.

So Ben says to Tom, "We gave you your Republic..see how long you can keep it!"

Dad this is too scary! Can we please go back to watching Exorcist?

And the goverment kept spending and they lived happly ever after knowing somebody else is going to pay the bill.

No, this is not about Romulus and Remus, my son. It is about Rahmus doing the Ream-us to the teachers.

Yes son our only choice is Obama or Romney, sweet dreams.

So the big cub stood up in front of all the little cubbies and said; "I promise, if you follow me blindly, next year will be different."

(Soopky campfire voice)
....Then, just as everything starting getting better, Boogymitt got back up, changed his mind and killed everyone... The end.

Sorry John Jerry. but me switching book covers was the only way I'd be able to read 50 Shades of Grey without Mama finding out!

..and this my son, is why we do not talk politics before bed. "I will leave your closet light on"...sweet dreams.

Dad the republican chapter of this story isn't that scary because I'm not middle class, union, gay, woman or a minority!

Yes son, but we adopted you from france... so you fit most of those categories.

"this is when the Earth began to cool, and the seas began to recide"

Daddy, do they ever live happily ever afterwards?

So you see son, the likelihood of getting a decent man into office are about the same as the chances of the Cubs winning a World Series!

Daddy, this book sounds just like pinocchio.

...and that's why, son, if the election were held today, Obama would be re-elected despite the worst managed economic "recovery" in our history, supporting the takeover of previously American-Friendly, or at least neutral, Middle Eastern Nations by the American hating Islamic Brotherhood, and DOJ stonewalling investigations into why the US government armed Mexican drug cartels in "Fast and Furious".....

..Sometimes a cucumber tastes better pickled.

..and then came election day. DADDY THIS STORY IS TOO SCARY!

...and then the Big Bad Wolf said, if you keep borrowing your kids will owe me $16 trillion dollars.

...and the Little Pigs said, "OK!" and drove right off the fiscal cliff...

Little Johnny , although it's true you have to be 18 to vote in an election , In Chicago you can still vote after your dead and burried .

Sorry kid let the truth be know politics are run by the unions

from coworker Bill Chandler..."and 2008 to 2012 are commonly referred to as the dark years of America."

from coworker Mike Hamann...and then Little Red Riding Hood said "Bill Clinton's been sleeping in my bed."

And if a democrat overshadows a republican it means 4 more years of winter.

Yes Patch folk I'm back, my coworkers are back and we expect to win!! The Bill Clinton one is the best one on here so far!

from coworker Mike Hamann...and then Goldilocks said "Bill Clinton's been sleeping in my bed." There Billable Hours

and at Chronicles your comments are never funny either. most of the time they are rude and written in poor taste.

Booooys, play nice now.

Thanks.

Invasion of the Trauts!!!! They're everywhere!!!

I told you: Clean your room, or else.

Since when have these caption contests become just a way to insult people. Come on, let's just have some fun.

my son what big eyes you have is it because you saw Obama in the white house