Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Robert Levy, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Vampire Dogs comic:
Remember those trips to the vet? So do they ...
What's your punchline?
Tell us in the comments.
Billable Hours
8:11 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Do we still have that 2:30 appointment to get John's anal glands drained?
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
9:58 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
That was embarrassing! I thought Frank was never going to stop humping that woman!
Chronicles of Bob
10:06 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Heath just dosen't want holloween to end.
Chronicles of Bob
10:07 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
You dirty little brunette, have you ever been with a dog?
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
10:35 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
No, good old Jerry is a mutt. He's French, Italian and German.
David Oliver Mieras
10:41 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
"You're going to get me another dog house, right?
Billable Hours
10:41 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
No he's not, but everyone thinks he's Polish because of how often he licks his butt.
David Oliver Mieras
10:42 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
"You are going to get me another dog house, right?
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
10:53 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Last time he makes a bet with me! I told him Obama was going to get re-elected, but what did I know? I'm just a dog he said.
Chronicles of Bob
11:02 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Well you see, he thought coming to a dog park would be a great place to meet women.
Stack
12:35 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
I bit Billable Hours and that is the reason I often lick my butt!!
Billable Hours
12:54 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
LIKE!!!!!!!
Stack
12:43 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Hi ma'am! This is my dog Billable Hours. He is a special dog. He just got home from school and his daily ride on the short bus. He is dumb as a stump but we keep him because no one else will take him.
Billable Hours
12:58 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Winner!
Jennifer
3:01 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Careful Mam, he piddles when excited
Despiser of Obama
9:59 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
I bet he can't lick himself like I can.
dale evans
10:04 pm on Wednesday, November 7, 2012
" So... Is this your first time be cuckolded by a dog? "
M Jennings
3:11 pm on Thursday, November 8, 2012
How could he not be a great drug sniffing dog with a nose like that?!?!
Mel O.
7:14 pm on Thursday, November 8, 2012
Good thing he wears Depends, I forgot the baggies.
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS
6:18 am on Friday, November 9, 2012
Oh yes...he loves his walks. He sniffs everything in site , and he loves to chase squirrels and bunnies.
Billable Hours
7:16 am on Friday, November 9, 2012
Where's all the bitches? That's the only reason I walk Stack here is for all the hot bitches! (talking about female dogs obviously)
Mike Nowakowski
11:50 am on Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Back off!!! We're potty training...
mac
2:26 pm on Sunday, December 16, 2012
She is so mad that just moving into my house wasnt enough