Add the Punchline to Our Elephant and Donkey Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Jim McGonigal, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Mitt Romney VP comic:
Hey, come on in Rick. $10 buys you a red solo cup and a chance to mingle with the girls the secret service brought by.
james perry
7:07 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
play nice you two...go outside if you want to sling mud
james perry
7:10 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
no babysitter tonite kids...i'll leave the teleprompter on for you.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:38 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Well this goes against the conventional wisdom that women mature faster than men.
4th wright
7:56 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Though they had to use drastic measures, the twins finally convinced father to buy them a puppy.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:00 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Wolf Blitzer, Chris Matthews, and Bret Baier will be moderating, I mean watching you tonight.
David Molinari
8:05 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Those stuffed dolls are a lot lighter now that Obama stole the cash out of them!
Frank
8:57 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
I want you two to sit there and hold hands untill you can settle your differences.
rudedog
8:57 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Little Girl says, "If you attach my elephant my ears on your donkey, it would look more like Obama!"
Billable Hours
12:14 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Little Boy says, "If you attach your elephant ears to the hips of my donkey and spread his cheeks, it would look more like Limbaugh!"
Billable Hours
9:03 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Bobby keep your eyes on the elephant. You're not a 1%er and it will screw you every chance it gets!!!
Chronicles of Bob
9:57 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
"Daddy, why does Joey get to pick the movie again!?!"
"Sorry honey, but republican women don't get to choose."
Chronicles of Bob
10:12 am on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Daddy, if the boy elephant and the boy donkey love each other, can they get married?
Tom
3:37 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
"OK, then: By a 2-1 vote, evolution exists. Next topic?"
Knox B. Nancy
5:30 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Say hello to my little friend.
Rommazontz
7:36 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Margie, just give Barry your allowance and get back to your chores.
Rommazontz
8:10 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Daddy, Barry wiped his ass on my elephant!!
John Moreli
8:11 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
My elephant will squash your ass our of office!
james perry
8:30 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012
"Daddy, is this how we lie thru our teeth?"
james perry
11:42 am on Thursday, May 17, 2012
The Kennedys' always treated Sarah like a red headed step-child.
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk
3:28 pm on Thursday, May 17, 2012
I like turtles
Billable Hours
4:42 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
Is that code?
Leda
1:20 pm on Monday, May 21, 2012
Kids: Daddy what do you get when you cross an elephant with a donkey?
Dad: You get one Elephan Ass for president.
(elepha = hell of an)
Fouad Ali
5:26 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
"Why did I ever get my kids veneers?"
Kim Crabtree
11:27 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
"Oh yeah! Well, my elephant is gonna sit on your donkey(ass) and squish it like a bug!"
Chronicles of Bob
11:41 am on Thursday, September 13, 2012
Is it May?
Billable Hours
4:42 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012
It's May so let's predict some local baseball! The Cubs will be much better than anticipated and the Sox will be13 games back in the Central by the middle of September!!! I can't wait to be proved right!