Hey, Cubbie. Eh. Eh. Take a nip at me and we'll get these two started early.

So, who's team is going to dog it this year??

"No such thing as too many walks in this game, eh?"

"I'm a left fielder. I can't move over."

I thought you were suppose to be a goat?

I can catch a no hitter. How about you?

I heard it is always hot at US Cellular because there's not a fan in the place.

Alright Konerko, move over. No you move over, I'm in a hurry. It's obvious, you don't mind waiting!

I'm pretty sure you're not related to the Cubs new southpaw.

Keep working out Cubbie, maybe someday you will play on a major league team

It's been 728 dog years since your team won the World Series! Go Sox!

What do you mean you don't remember what a pennant or series is!

(Cubs dog) "My master's favorite time of year is autumn because we sit and watch the World Series". (Sox dog under his breath) "Yeah just like the Cubs".

Wow! First he had you nuetered and now a Cubs jersey. My sympathies.

Ruuff, Ruff, Ruff, Ruff, Rufff, Ruff, Ruff, Ruff... (Translation: Cubs Suck)

Sox Dog: What do the World Series and a sterilized bear have in commnon?

Cub Dog: No cubs

Do you want me to help you bury that jersey?

Looks like another dog day afternoon

"These 2 guys will believe anything ...........let's pee on their legs and tell them it's raining"

Robin and Dale getting ready to manage a couple of "dog teams"...

nice teeth Rickey.....did the mayor help to pay for those too?

"face it cubbie boy....there's only one thing your gonna be sniffin this year....and it isn't gonna be a world series !!!"

all is well....april 4th and both teams are still tied for first place

Accually the Cub's have NEVER won a World Series... the team that was later called the Cub's were originally called the "White Stockings" and they played by the modern day UIC.. and the years go by..

I'd rather sniff butt than be a Cubs fan.

My master who is a life long Sox fan is finally going to go to his first game. He heard that Kenny Williams has ensured that Sox fans get their monies worth at home games by making a roster which guarantees a bottom of the 9th inning!

From Mike Hamann - sox dog to cub dog - "You guys haven't won in 15 dog years."

From Aris Bouziotis - "We're getting a fire plug on the roof top"

This one time, in Cubs Camp, we pretended to win a World Series.

When does Bears season start??

Since neither of our teams will be good this year, Lets have a pint together and watch the Bulls playoffs!

From Mike Hamann - I heard the last time you sniffed a butt was in 1908.

Hey Harrelson do you know what you have in common with the Chicago White Sox? You both play dead at home and may get killed on the road.

Both teams are so depressing, even I don't want to play ball anymore.

Wow Pauly new White Sox jersey huh? Yep just one of the things my master is doing to get ready for the season. Why what else is he doing, studying the Miranda Rights?

Hey Cubbie, since the Sox traded away major league talent for minor league, you may have a chance to finally win something...the city series. No never mind, our minor league talent can beat your major league talent. By the way , 81 happy hours at Wrigley Field under the disquise of major league baseball.

Kenny traded his closer for me. Were you a free agent?

Hey Comiskey know the difference between the pile I leave in the yard after doing my business and the White Sox? No Wrigley what? No I was asking, I don't know either.

What do Cubs dogs and Sox dogs have in common? They both lick Pujols.......

So, I saw this cub fan licking his baseballs.......and my wife said, "Don't you think you should pet him first?" Bazinga

Who's been spayed or neutered and loves the cubs.........well that kind of goes for both of us.

Is it "next year" yet?

We should get together again. I know both of these guys will have free time in October.

I told u a MILLION times..."because I Can!"

I hear WGN isn't being broadcast on Directv... if the Cubs win the World Series and NO ONE sees it... Did they really win ??? DID THEY REALLY WIN???

....Meh......

"Your team sucks"
"Ha, I said it first"
"No, I did"
(repeat as necessary...)

Do you think we'll be put down before the "us" days of summer?

"What a great day for Chicago baseball! I can't believe Huck is sitting at home watching the Cardinals."

hey, knock that grin off your face. i know we have even a lesser chance than the cubs, of winning the world series this year.

At least you still have that Ronnie Woo Woo guy so you have that going for ya.

Did you see that cat in the Packers jersey?

"Dont bother...neither team will pass the smell test this year"...

Move over sox the only ring you are going to have again this year is ring around the collar!

"Whaddup Dawg?"

This cartoon has gotten more hits than the Cubs will this year.....

hey brainiac.... outfield 101......it's catching flies.........not fleas

"Pee" on the right leg!

"Between both of our teams, it's looking like the dog days of summer will be taken to a whole new level..."

"Sigh. This season is going to be ruff for all of us."

Honestly, I'd rather be a Cubs fan. Then I can dream about more than chasing rabbits!

Did you know the Cubs are setting another MLB 100 year milestone in 2 years!! Wrigley Field will be over 100 yrs. old and the team hasn't won a World Series in over a 100!! Celebrate that as you have your Foo Foo drinks and Sushi at the OLD OLD OLD ball park!!

So Cubbie dog, some Patch readers have a lot of idol time to comment on this here cartoon, sort of like the Cubs will have after opening day.

(sox dog) "Hey Addison..there's only one person who walks more than your owner ......Kerry Wood !!"

I told you Ozzie was a bleepin nut job.

Suprisingly being neutered isn't that bad...I don't miss the two nuts ....guillen and zambrano

Old dogs with same old tricks.....meet shut out and blown save

Old man Paulie shows he can still hit...even without a Walker.

"Let's give up early this year and get Kane County Cougars season tickets"

"This sure beats my last gig. I was a seen eye dog for the home plate umpire."

Say Jasper, what comes after 75?

Why, 76...

That's the spirit!

I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer.

Was it a Bud?

Baseball Quantum Mechanics:

In a parallel universe, you would be a Met's fan and I would be a Yankees fan...

You know... nice guys finish last