Add the Punchline to Our White Sox and Cubs Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Heath Faubel, who provided the winning punchline to 

I was hoping these Groucho Marx glasses would cure my double vision. I guess he had a different prescription.

Jimmy April 10, 2012 at 03:00 PM
"This sure beats my last gig. I was a seen eye dog for the home plate umpire."
MS April 10, 2012 at 04:53 PM
Say Jasper, what comes after 75? Why, 76... That's the spirit!
MS April 10, 2012 at 04:57 PM
I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer. Was it a Bud?
MS April 10, 2012 at 04:59 PM
Baseball Quantum Mechanics: In a parallel universe, you would be a Met's fan and I would be a Yankees fan...
MS April 10, 2012 at 05:00 PM
You know... nice guys finish last


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