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Sunday Comic: Urlacher Feels Cold Slap in Face from Bears
The star linebacker claims he got a raw deal as his career in Chicago ends.
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Sunday, March 24, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Football Player Coached By Mongo McMichael Suing Homer Glen's Megaplex
Arena football coach and Romeoville mayoral hopeful Steve "Mongo" McMichael recalled how his former player "blew his knee out" during a preseason practice.
An arena football player claiming he suffered an injury while practicing at Megaplex in Homer Glen is suing the fitness facility for allegedly failing to keep its artificial turf affixed to the floor. Lawrence Goffer was practicing with the Chicago Slaughter in February 2011 when the "turf below his foot gave way" and he got hurt, according to the lawsuit filed at the Will County Courthouse. Goffer, a defensive back and wide receiver, was planting his foot when the turf came loose, the lawsuit said. Slaughter coach—and Romeoville mayoral hopeful—Steve "Mongo" McMichael remembered the day of Goffer's injury. "He blew out his knee out and we lost him for the season," said McMichael, a two-time All-Pro and starter on the 1985 Super Bowl …
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Coachum up
7:29 pm on Saturday, February 16, 2013
I have coached youth arena football for 6 years at this facility. The comment about not updating the place... Please, that building was an empty shell with only the roller hockey rink. Today it servers all ages of people and is an outstanding facility! I was at the practice when this player got hurt. It was a horrible accident, but the turf was not loose, it was very similar to Wendell Davis … more ›
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Detroit
The Bears need a Week 17 win and a Vikings loss to get to the playoffs. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Detroit
The Bears need a Week 17 win and a Vikings loss to get to the playoffs. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
The Bears took care of business against Arizona last week, but an unexpected Vikings win means Chicago has to beat Detroit this weekend and cheer for the Packers to beat Minnesota. Predict the score prior to Sunday's Bears game. The reader who correctly guesses the score, or comes closest to guessing the score, will get a Patch tote bag. At the end of the season, we'll have a random drawing among the weekly winners for a larger prize. Congratulations to Harry Callahan, who won last week's contest in saying the Bears would beat the Cardinals 28-14, just one point off the actual score. • If you’re a Patch reader, simply comment on the bottom of this article with your name and what you think the final score of the next Bears game will be. (…
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Kasey I.
1:28 pm on Sunday, December 30, 2012
I guess we agree (see my prediction above, the 4th comment) more ›
Friday, December 21, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Arizona
The Bears are in must-win mode this week at Arizona. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
The Bears need to win their final two games of the season and get help from other teams losing just to make the playoffs. Who thought we'd be saying that after a 7-1 start? Fortunately, Chicago travels to Arizona this weekend. The Cardinals started 4-0 before dropping nine straight and finally winning again last week to go 5-9. Predict the score prior to Sunday's Bears game. The reader who correctly guesses the score, or comes closest to guessing the score, will get a Patch tote bag. At the end of the season, we'll have a random drawing among the weekly winners for a larger prize. Congratulations to Walt Myros, who nailed his score prediction last week in saying the Packers would beat the Bears 21-13, the exact outcome. • If you’re a …
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Friday, December 14, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Green Bay
The Bears have a huge game against the rival Packers this weekend. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
The Bears didn't look good in their first game against the Packers, and they've looked pretty awful the past two weeks. At 8-5, Chicago's game this weekend against Green Bay carries enormous consequences. Predict the score prior to Sunday's Bears game. The reader who correctly guesses the score, or comes closest to guessing the score, will get a Patch tote bag. At the end of the season, we'll have a random drawing among the weekly winners for a larger prize. • If you’re a Patch reader, simply comment on the bottom of this article with your name and what you think the final score of the next Bears game will be. (Example: Benny Bears Fan, Bears 102, Packers 0.) • All entries need to be received by the start of the game. Because the Bears' …
Kitchen_Curmudgeon
9:38 am on Sunday, December 16, 2012
It hurts to say this, but not as much as watching the Bears implode Green Bay 42 Bears 10 more ›
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Add the Punchline to Our Doctor and Bear Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Add the Punchline to Our Doctor and Bear Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Tom, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Little Red Wagon comic: My other car is a Big Wheel.
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Stephen B. Siefferman DDS
7:37 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
I know you're my doctor and all, ....but I sometimes think you don't want me to get better ... more ›
Friday, December 7, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Minnesota
The Bears travel to Minnesota this weekend. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
The Bears and Vikings met just two weeks ago, and it wasn't a contest. Chicago won 28-10 at home, but can they duplicate that effort in Minnesota? Predict the score prior to Sunday's Bears game. The reader who correctly guesses the score, or comes closest to guessing the score, will get a Patch tote bag. At the end of the season, we'll have a random drawing among the weekly winners for a larger prize. • If you’re a Patch reader, simply comment on the bottom of this article with your name and what you think the final score of the next Bears game will be. (Example: Benny Bears Fan, Bears 102, Vikings 0.) • All entries need to be received by the start of the game. Because the Bears' game is at noon Sunday (CST), we'll need all entries by then…
Friday, November 30, 2012
Predict the Score: Chicago vs. Seattle
The Bears play host to the 6-5 Seahawks. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch tote bag!
The Bears are back at their winning ways after Jay Cutler's return, and now they get a home game against a Seattle Seahawks team that's terrible on the road. Predict the score prior to Sunday's Bears game. The reader who correctly guesses the score, or comes closest to guessing the score, will get a Patch tote bag. At the end of the season, we'll have a random drawing among the weekly winners for a larger prize. Congratulations to Franklin, of New Lenox, who predicted the Bears would beat the Vikings 25-11 last week (the actual score was 28-10). • If you’re a Patch reader, simply comment on the bottom of this article with your name and what you think the final score of the next Bears game will be. (Example: Benny Bears Fan, Bears 102, …
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Kimberly
7:29 pm on Sunday, December 2, 2012
Looks like NANCY GRACE wins this week - CONGRATS!! more ›
Jason
10:48 am on Tuesday, March 26, 2013
How about we lighten up on Jenny Mcarthy? She's a mother and has chosen Geneva to raise her son. As far as I know, she's not bothering anyone yet every time there is a mention of her in this rag people use the comment section to call her vile names and suggest every rotten thing in the world about her. Give her a break. more ›